Superb Super Burrito

Went to casa d's tonight. Leaned across the counter, asked how the carnitas was tonight. He lifted the lid, looked sort of dry, I asked if he could scoop the nasty old stuff out of the bottom for me, and the man obliged.
Told me that this was "The Bud Burrito", Bud had been there for years and had quit just the day before to go work at R&R adult toys. Dude set me up with the finest burrito of my life, two huge fistfuls of fermented carnitas, #4 hotness, guacamole, lime, cilantro super burrito. Absolutely the largest a super can be.